rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

😂😭😭😂

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

angstysnow:

themysteryofthedruids:

everyone

thank god

what if instead of frick ppl said fruck
Anonymous

P l e a s e

You're so short omg how cute
Anonymous

It’s horrible ppl always lift me and throw me over their shoulder or use me as am arm rest

How long does a hangover last? Asking for a friend..

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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you're rly cute and I think about u a lot
Anonymous

I love u babe

do you believe in like zodiac signs and such
Anonymous

I believe in like the personality of zodiac signs and paranormal shit like I will not let U walk into my home with a ouija board